Have you celebrated Chuck Norris today?

If you haven't, don't worry there's still time to wish him a Happy Birthday and avoid one of his legendary roundhouse kicks. In honor of his birthday, here's a few Chuck Norris "facts"

1. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

2. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

3. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

4. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

5. The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

6. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

7. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

8. 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

9. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

10. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it. 

11. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

12. Chuck Norris does not dance.  He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

13. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

And to wrap this up - a photography fact 

14. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

*facts found at chucknorrisfacts .com